"I hate these pajamas! These pajamas aren't stitched for me!" "Pajamas are pussified!" Ah, whoa Listen to our story 'bout three school kids We're on Wife Swap, we're not some pigs We go storm chasin' with Mom and Dad And a tornado would make us glad We eat Slim Jims, we're out in the road Drop our pants, take a big load Texas, Colorado, Dallas,...Learn More