[Intro: Hi, I'm Chris] Well, howdy My name is old Crusty Chris Why don't you sit on back and let me spin you a yarn about some vagabonds I once met? The wonders of the present moment The menagerie of all the chaos some call destiny and others call chance The stumbles, falls and follies of the cosmos that have brought us here Space monkeys piloting...Learn More

[Intro: Hi, I'm Chris] *laughter* Oh, my God! I made a good one with this Let's go Hi I'm- [Verse 1: Hi, I'm Chris] I might get some sweet Coke slides Got my old chick tryna spy Warp it in me, satellite Now watch me flex with Midas might Turn you gold like the hits I make You hit the gold chin to find next mistake You got bitches gassin' you up on...Learn More