Bump [Verse 1: Tom Scott] Yea See nowadays I sleep standing up I don’t dream no more I forgot how long I been broke for It’s just normal now Like this is always how I always felt And even thought about what it was like before the drought What's it all about fuck it I don’t know I've given up on that Had enough of that trippy hippy lovey dovey...Learn More

[Intro: Tom] Hey anyone seen the phone? Oh yea sweet, oh nah sweet got it.. *0800 ASB ASB *Welcome to AS- Yeeeah fuck that *continued beeping.. *im sorry, you have entered an invalid- Mtch, *mouth sounds* *continued beeps.. *The current balance of your 00 bursary cheque, is $1999-" Yeeah" *overdrawn, and the available balance is $0 and 5...Learn More

[Intro] Wow! I'm P I was hoping we could get together Shall we go up? P! Ah, P, one of my favourites The letter P, my favourite letter (Yea, fry it up now, fry it up) (P) Fry it up now, fry it up (P) Dedicated to the P heads like, like this [Verse 1] Let's do an all-nighter, wanna play pied piper? Anyone got a lighter? Wanna chip in a...Learn More

[Intro] Oosh Sounds dope Yea, bro, sounds dope Yeah It’s dedicated to Check Yeah [Verse 1: Tom Scott] It’s dedicated to all the artists who struggling Through the hardship and punishment from the heart for the love of it (Yeah) It’s motivated by all they partners who stuck with them And help them pick it up again when they were thinking, 'fuck it...Learn More

[Hook: Tom] Yeah there's a tree in the back yard, where the (white flowers grow) There's a black hole in my back yard, where. (id like to go) Under the face of the moon. (smiling down at me) Yeah there's a place in my room, where I (know that I can be) So high.. High.. [Verse 1: Tom] Now listen to me, if you want, you can puff your weed But I...Learn More

[Intro] Yeah this song right here is for all the piss heads Who had a good girl, a girl way too good for them And they fucked it up, y'know? All because of that [Hook] Bad, bad, bad whiskey And now she don't want to fuck with me I lost my girl for $49.50 All because of that bad, bad, bad whiskey Yea, check it out Check [Verse 1] Sittin' alone in...Learn More

[Verse 1: Tom] When it all started I was lying in my bed Counting all the sheep leap, flying through my head Snoring in my deep sleep, jumping on the stage Rhyming to this mean beat, then it stopped And the crowd started yelling 'beep beep' Then I woke up (huh?), colder then a snow cone Late for my job, think I'll pull a no-show Dude on my right...Learn More

(Intro - Lui Tuiasau) Five dollars rolled up, chewing my face with you in my ear Blowing my nose up, and then I woke up and you were right there It's all I remember, or was I just high? Did that just happen, am I out my mind? (Hook - Lui Tuiasau) Absence makes my heart grow fungi Say, do you want me or stupid junkie Say, absense makes my heart...Learn More

Yeah, we're going to hell for this one This is going out to the Pope, you can suck my dick For the kids stealing money out the donation plate; see you in hell (Verse 1 - Tom Scott) Hey yo what up broski? Long time no see So what's the go G, O D? It's been a minute since I seen you out of my way So what's with all the mind games, shit bro for...Learn More

(laughing) Clap your hands everybody Clap your hands everybody Clap your hands everybody Just like everybody else [Verse 1: Tom Scott] See in my country the suicide rates as high as a junkie And it’s funny cause we’re the ones who invented the bungie Now we think that we’re so hard we even jump without the rope Or tie around our throat like...Learn More

[Intro] *Child playing with a toy car* [Verse 1] (Hey, whatcha doing?) Playin with my new remote-control car (Whatcha doing?) Loadin up my Super Soaker Super Soaker, where'd you get that? (From my Auntie) Well I got the new Goliath with the Jet Pack I got the new Optimus Prime with the Energon Axe as well Oh man, he's weak, he can't beat my new...Learn More

[Intro] Hello Thanks for joining me This is gonna be fun, I think you're really gonna enjoy this show Now I don't want you to think about home brewing as a means of obtaining cheap beer, although it is inexpensive The actual brewing process is remarkably simple, it's really not much more complicated than boiling water If at any point during the...Learn More