Yersterday, I asked you to help me write a song You tried your best I love the way you spank me I don't know what to say I'm so sweaty Mom's spaghetti I hope this song makes daddy stay Hey, where's my Waifu? If you write a song who write you Double the memes, double the dreams Odontophobia is the fear of teeth Stop being mad There's no reason to...Learn More

[Verse] How many baubles can I fit up there? The doctor says I shouldn't But I don't care I'm frisky, bored, and curious And I must see If I can break my record of 23 I broke my sphincter into smithereens And I didn't even make it into the late teens No, I haven't learned my lesson I'll keep pushing my rear And I'll try it again next year...Learn More