[Song 1: Why Is the Grinch So Thicc?] Why, oh why, is the Grinch so thicc? He's got more cake than ten Saint Nicks An ass so fat that it makes me sick What in the world could he do with it? He's got a dump truck too big for the road You bet your skinny ass it's a damn wide load And his cheeks clap, clap What a fun, neat trick Why, oh why, is the...Learn More

Yersterday, I asked you to help me write a song You tried your best I love the way you spank me I don't know what to say I'm so sweaty Mom's spaghetti I hope this song makes daddy stay Hey, where's my Waifu? If you write a song who write you Double the memes, double the dreams Odontophobia is the fear of teeth Stop being mad There's no reason to...Learn More

Why, oh why, is the Grinch so thicc? He's got more cake than 10 Saint Nicks An ass so fat that it makes me sick What in the world could he do with it? He's got a dump truck too big for the road You bet your skinny ass it's a damn wide load And his cheeks clap, clap What a fun, neat trick Why, oh why, is the Grinch so thicc?...Learn More

The lights upon the tree Just fill my soul with glee! Oh, I'm a little cuck For Christmas It takes over my life It can totally boink my wife Thus making me a cuck For Christmas...Learn More

Every Christmas tree has one shitty ornament One shitty ornament One shitty ornament Every Christmas tree has one shitty ornament If you disagree, you're wrong [Loop for infinity]...Learn More

[Chorus] Christmas Day kinda sucks Christmas Day kinda blows We wait all year for a day And then, woop! There it goes [Verse] The morning's kinda fun, but in the afternoon Around 3 or 4 PM, the sun sets way too soon And it's dark outside and you realize there's not much left to do And all you can feel can only be described as mighty...Learn More

[Prelude: Jacksfilms, Erin] Hurry up, Jack, we're gonna miss our flight! Wow, a normal Christmas at last. I can't believe we're finally seeing our families! Yup, we gotta go! Y'know, this Christmas is almost perfect! Almost... Let's go, man! There's only one thing I want on my Christmas list... Oh my God, we have to go! [Chorus] Where is the Shrek...Learn More

[Verse] How many baubles can I fit up there? The doctor says I shouldn't But I don't care I'm frisky, bored, and curious And I must see If I can break my record of 23 I broke my sphincter into smithereens And I didn't even make it into the late teens No, I haven't learned my lesson I'll keep pushing my rear And I'll try it again next year...Learn More