[Verse] Crazy mothafucka in the north pole causing ruckus Too much eggnog, I'm throwing up in buckets Mrs. Claus got a muffin in the oven Ima punch her in the stomach Too fast for them nut crackers, couldn't cuff him And by him, I mean me What the fuck do you mean? Your little kid waking up to a stocking full of my pee Dumb bitch, you can't get...Learn More

[Chorus: Javeth] Fuck Santa Always been a bitch to me Fuck Santa Always been a snitch to me Fuck Santa Always been a smidge to me Fuck Santa Always been a bitch to me Cause we ain't ever get shit for free Nigga [Verse 1: Nova Linux] Young nova, check it, yeah Fuck a nigga named Saint Nick He been with the same bitch A lovely cracker marriage But...Learn More

[Intro] Uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh [Chorus] You know it, you know it's my favorite time of the year You know it, you know it, you know it's my favorite time of the year You know it, you know it, you know it's my favorite time of the year You know it, you know it, you know it's my favorite time of the year You know it, you know it, you know it's my...Learn More

[Verse 1] Met around summertime Split around Christmas time Loving you is a crime But I wish that you were mine We talk on and off I wish that you would call Cause everytime we talk, we have a ball I don't wanna seem soft I would send a message But I don't wanna be a nuisance But I feel useless When you have a problem and I'm not the solution I...Learn More

[Intro: DJ Slim Cheese] It's DJ Slim Cheese and I'd like to wish y'all a Merry fucking Christmas Happy fucking Hanukkah Happy fucking Kwanzaa Happy whatever the fuck And I'd like to welcome y'all To Happy Fucking Holidays By Javeth Enjoy...Learn More