[Verse 1] Honey, I've been down to Dallas a time or two Now, don't get me wrong, you know how much I love you But lately, baby, if you're too busy to give my heart a thrill I know some cowboys down in Texas that will At a dancehall in New Braunfels last week Well, I was do-si-doed on sawdust floor by a tall drink of chivalry And if my man can't...Learn More

[Verse 1] The dark don't scare me, and heights they barely Bring a shiver out in me And I won't be frightened by a night full of lightnin' There's no ghost story I'll believe [Chorus] Oh, but darling, I am afraid That I'm in love with you [Verse 2] Give me a parachute, and a sky to fly through I'll make the jump a million times And if there's a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Duck lips, a blonde chick, a beer in your hand I don't reckon you ever thought you'd be tagged Through a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend There you go, showin' up on my newsfeed again [Chorus] You should know better than be runnin' around That beauty shop gossip's gone digital now Every bad choice you make is up in the...Learn More

[Intro] So you're taking better care of your body Becoming more aware of your body Responding to your body's needs Everything you hear and read about diets, nutrition And sleeping position and detoxifying your system And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized Soaps that will sanitize,...Learn More

[Verse 1] I seen you peeking over the hedges When my man's mowing the yard Well, he's so damn good-looking I can't blame you, bless your heart But he'll go out to fetch the mail And surprise, surprise, there you'll be Well, sweetie, pardon me I don't mean to be un-neighborly [Chorus] But don't come borrowing no sugar From my house, from my...Learn More