[Instrumental] [Verse] The Moonies are up on the mountain The lunatics have taken over the asylum Waiting on the rapture Singing, "We're here To keep your prices down Feed you to the hounds To the Daily Mail” Toge-...Learn More

[Intro] Hi guys Welcome to Fortnite, ah! Fortnite battle royale (ahhhh!) We're gonna be cranking some 90s (ahhhh!) Ahhh! Ahhh! (ahhhh!) Ahhh! Ahhh! [Verse 1] Hi guys Welcome to Fortnite, ah! Fortnite battle royale (ahhhh!) We're gonna be cranking some 90s (ahhhh!) Ahhh! Ahhh! (ahhhh!) Ahhh! Ahhh! (Yo yo yo, yo yo yo, yo yo yo, yo yo yo, yo yo yo,...Learn More

[Intro] Welcome to the horns No sex allowed Wooooh! [Verse 1] Peanut butter jelly time Everyone wants to get a funny but I can't lie Matter of fact Uncle Toms Cabin was a bad book I am on reddit.com looking at a funny picture When im at it I do the hokey pokey macarena hit the quan Top 10 games of the decade When i pull up to the hospital i am...Learn More

[Intro] Hey, ay, yeah, mm, ay Okay, okay, mm 3, 2, 1, drop it [Verse 1] The year group is full of wankers Who dont shut the fuck up I hate almost all of the teachers And im pretty sure they hate me The year 9s are annoying as fuck Small fuckin bitches who use tiktok Who speak to us like quacking ducks And have never learnt to shut the fuck...Learn More

[Verse 1] (Thats why yo mamma dead) I hate active lifestyles (You muppets on facebook, thinking you're bad mate? I'll even ask one of your birds mate and I'll bum 'em one by one.) Cause its boring and I don't know what to do (Fucking bare that mush. Gonna get my brother out and do burnouts on your front lawn, then I'm gonna chuck wood-bombs at your...Learn More

[Verse 1] I am in Wong's kitchen Can I have some prawn crackers please Rice, thank you I am in Wong's kitchen I like Wong's kitchen (We need to prank call Wong's kitchen) I am going to give it a 3 star review on trip adviser, Wong's kitchen I cook rice every day I'm gonna spit this line As cold as ice I- no I'm good- I'm not good He usually eats...Learn More

[Instrumental] Can we get much higher? So high, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh Can we get much higher? So high, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh Can we get much higher? So high, oh-...Learn More

[Verse] Seems like you never learn How many times do I have to say I try to reason with you, I do But you never fucking say: "Sorry, I was wrong" Cause you don't like being wrong And you just get mad instead And act like I was in the wrong I've never liked you I'll never like you We never liked you So I hate to break it to you but We all hope you...Learn More

[Intro] (Amazon, Amazon) (Amazon, Weezer) [Chorus] Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon In its wrong place In its wrong place In its wrong place In its wrong place [Verse 1] Yesterday I woke up sucking a computer Yesterday I woke up sucking a computer Yesterday I woke up sucking a computer Yesterday I woke up sucking a computer, ok ok...Learn More

[Intro] Mad [Verse 1] Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato (screaming in background) Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's elgato Santa's...Learn More

[Instrumental] Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry...Learn More

[Verse 1] Your mum is a hoe Ho ho ho, motherfucker I went to your mum's house for Christmas And I fucked her all day Christmas eve, christmas day and on boxing day Didn't fuckin' stop cause she's just so hot And I opened all your presents as well Mm [Verse 2] Eating a sandwich Eating a sandwich It was your sandwich Cause you're fricking...Learn More