Cut off your head Shut up your face Here is the time Now is the place Cut off your head Why should you wait Don't think about it It's much too late Well, it's been a lot of work but now I'm Right back where I used to be Surrounded by the stupid things I had before I started out The Dixie cups, the Tonka trucks, the Action Jackson figurines The...Learn More

All of my friends Are doing things that I was doing When I was half their age And all of my peers Are into stuff that I was into Before it was the rage I used to watch tv and then I listened to the radio And got into the internet now the internet is tired I'd tell you what I'm into now but it just might start a trend To cause the stock market to...Learn More

They're not ready for me at the office They're not ready for me at the mall Cause when I come walking in in my pair of big chinos The fan's gonna hit the wall And I wear them because they're humungous And I wear them because they are tan And there is nothing else in my whole wardrobe I wear Makes me feel like a man no, they're just not prepared for...Learn More