Look both ways before crossing the street Or get better acquainted with the concrete Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the other side But it didn't watch out for oncoming traffic And it got hit by a teenage driver going for a joyride Sent him on up to that big chicken coop in the sky So look both ways before crossing the street...Learn More

(Ten Hut Right Shoulder. Left Shoulder) I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, standing here today I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, gonna blow someone away I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, I shoot 'em with my gun I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, I shoot 'em just for fun The army didn't want me They said they didn't want their soldiers to be chickens They said I didn't qualify Why? 'Cuz I only got one...Learn More