Artist: Joe Halaley
Lyrics of Artist: Joe Halaley
  1. [Lyric] Youre Mother (Joe Halaley)

    Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her." In other words, she ate him Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat-- Just to clarify Bitch, a bitch Yeah, well, your mother is a bitch I went there: your mother is a bitch A bitch, she's a bitch Stop. Everybody take 5 Good show, guys, but...Learn More
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  2. [Lyric] Bahamian Brap Shitty (Joe Halaley)

    (Four, three, two, fuck you) Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes...Learn More
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  3. [Lyric] White People (Joe Halaley)

    White people, White people [Vine Boom SFX] White people, White people White people, White people White people, White people White people, White people White people What the fu- White people, White people White people, White people White people, White people White people, White people White people, White people White people What the fu- White...Learn More
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  4. [Lyric] The Apologue of Hot Rod Dunkaccino (Joe Halaley)

    In an amblin' van lived a banjo man And his name was Hot Rod Duncan He didn't know why they called him that But he just went along with it (what's my name?) Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed Hot Rod Duncan didn't know his name (Poor Hot Rod) Now Hot Rod had a savvy dad Who died for the business part The instrument was relevant As long as it...Learn More
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  5. [Lyric] Rotary Shark (Joe Halaley)

    Ho-hu-oO !swaJ si ereH Ha-ha-hA !ereh si swaJ !swaJ dellac eivom a ,eivom a ni saw eH Esuac a tuohtiw krahs a si eH !swaJ si ereH !ereh si swaJ !haow ,werc eritne sih eta swaJ dnA II raW dlroW ni kcab rolias a saw eh esuaC' Taorht 'swaJ tuc ot eno eht eb eh taht noitidnoc eht nO Taob sih esu meht stel tniuQ deman nam A !swaJ rof ...'nihsif og...Learn More
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  6. [Lyric] Bring Her To Life (Joe Halaley)

    How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core, where I've become so numb Without a soul, my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home Please bring her along as if she'd planned in But don't expect them to understand it Wake me up, wake me up inside I can't wake up, wake me up...Learn More
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  7. [Lyric] Go To Hll (Joe Halaley)

    Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell Baby go to hell Relax Got to hit the sack Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell Got to go to hell Dip dip dip Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell Baby go to hell M-kay, got to hit the hay Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell Got to go to hell Our R.E.M. might synchronize Freediving in iceberg guise Go to hell, go to...Learn More
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  8. [Lyric] Dollar n The Woodz (Joe Halaley)

    Walked in the woods, (yeah) Found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar Walked in the woods, (okay!) Found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar Walked in the woods, (yeah) Found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar Walked in the woods, (okay!) Found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar I've got my Yeezys on In the woods, (nice) I've got my Yeezys on I'm feeling good,...Learn More
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