[Verse] Dashing through Google with my penis out my pants I think, "What should I do?" P-O-R-N hub This bitch is really hot I guess they never miss I'll jack off 'til I cum all over the walls and my mom [Chorus] Ay, jacking off Jacking off Jacking off to porn Oh my god, my mom walked in and she got nutted on Ay, jacking off Jacking off Jacking off...Learn More

[Intro: JrKellyRocks] Wow Mommy's kissing Santa Claus [Verse 1: JrKellyRocks & The Jackson 5] I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus (kissing, kissing, Santa Claus) Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom, fast asleep [Chorus: JrKellyRocks & The Jackson...Learn More

[Chorus] Have a holly jolly Christmas It's the best time of the year I don't know if there'll be snow But have a cup of cheer Have a holly jolly Christmas And when you walk down the street Say hello to friends you know And everyone you meet Oh ho, the mistletoe Hung where you can see Somebody waits for you Kiss her once for me [Post-Chorus] Have a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun Now, the jingle hop has begun Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air [Chorus] What a bright time, it's the right...Learn More

[Intro] You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? [Verse 1] Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor...Learn More

[Verse 1] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel [Verse 2] You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a...Learn More