[Verse 1] The Kansas City Breath Mints team is hard to describe The game they play is quite bizarre And no one knows their vibes Some say Marco Stink likes seeds Or Lenny Spruce is a tree Maybe Rod wears cat ears And Oscar has a degree (in teeth) [Pre-Chorus] Helga's truck is in a ditch And Hewitt likes to eat the rich But there's one thing that...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey Seattle, I come from Kansas City We were on a roll, then the Tigers made it stop And then you came along And made it right Now the crabs are crawling It's time for a fight [Verse 2] Came from the gutter, then got dropped in Mild High Right next to you in the standings fairly high Watched you keep winning while our numbers grew and...Learn More

[Verse 1] Idol at the top of the list Worked their way up with a swing and a kiss First in the lineup from blessings be gifted To deserving one [Verse 2] Gives us blood and comforting Then steals our hearts and home Everyone loves our Monreal From the grass outside to the Dome (Oh!) [Chorus] Fluttering hearts for everyone's Boyfriend Stealing the...Learn More