[Verse 1] When my girl, Susan, lies around the house She lies around the house They say it takes two to tango Three to wear her out [Chorus] She wants to ask me to dance But she's too shy I want to ask her to dance But I'm too high [Verse 2] Susan's got an appetite Goddamn, that girl can eat And Susan fucks like a tanker truck Getting T-boned by...Learn More