[Round 1: Dizaster] Welcome to my scene We don't give a shit about your invisible infrared nine beam If you wanna win You gon' need intricate lines intertwined with infinite rhyme schemes 'Cause you do one liners, and I paint pictures So today, you gon' learn how to appreciate those type things So for now, I'm advising one of my pupils to add...Learn More

[Round 1: PoRich] I wanna thank y'all for coming to the show today Much like the Batman premier, you'll be blown away Now I want all my haters to just wait a sec' I know after the 2 on 2 you were filled with pain, regret Thinking Saurus and 'Mac were the greatest threat Til me and Diaz crushed them fakes and left You consoled each other like,...Learn More

[Round 1: Iron Solomon] The crown only as powerful as the head that it rests on The chain only as valuable as the neck it extends from The jewels don't make the man, the man make the jewels glow And wrapped around this goof's throat Those karats turn to fool's gold You was like Kanye, Pat and 'Ganik was Jay-Z and Dame Saw how thirsty you were to...Learn More

[Round 1: HFK] You're a fucking retard Now go commit suicide, Casper 'Cause we all hope for you to die faster You googley eyed bastard Let's throw eggs at this man now 'Cause his mother is a damn cow And I got her cunt so wet that I had to dry it with a Shamwow I think he's a bad MC But still felt like he needs to battle me And I'd fuck your...Learn More

[Round 1: Caustic] I said, so you the Washington guy The best Seattle had to offer us, right? But you not from Seattle; you from Federal Way! You moved to Seattle 'cause that shit sound better to say Honestly, fuck wherever you stay 'Cause no matter how far you go, you'll always end up second to Jey You from fuckin' Federal Way Where every day is...Learn More

[Round 1: Real Deal + Illipsis] YO! Y'all hear me? So this is Gastown, but this is Nat's town So let the clap sounds be yo' biodiesel They said little man talks a big game...then it's time I kill him You gon' die with that chip to prove that you lyin', Cecil Hold on...Cecil the Lion, the big-game hunter... Fuck it! This my first time in...Learn More

[Round 1: HFK] Jack Shitt called my phone the other day like, "This new girl that I'm seeing is so beautiful." I'm like, "No, she's got an Addam's apple and I saw her peeing at a urinal." Now your shit is off beat You better chill at the 'fuck off' tree And he came and gave me a long hug when he saw me I'm like, "Get the fuck off me!" I'm like,...Learn More