Diesel: The toughest of the crew Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew! Giles: He's Mother Junkst's mate A good drop but a flaming cheapskate! Frosty: He's the ladies man He's mackin' the ladies whenever he can A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew! Oh it's a joy to sing about booze The mighty beer...Learn More

Into the bar as drunk as a sailor With none of the tact or the fancy clothes Up to the maid with a mile wide grin He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go "Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!" she claimed "You loot all the day and you drink all the night." The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong," "We'll drink until we fuckin'...Learn More