When the pimp's in the crib, ma Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot And if a Brody get a attitude Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot I got the Rollie on my arm, and I'm pourin' Chandon,...Learn More

I'm the oldest man on MySpace On the old computer by my rest home bed All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times Everyone in my Top Eight is dead When I see a teenaged girl all made up like a whore It takes me straight back to the second world war But I know she'll never love an old fart like me Which is why I put my age as twenty-three I'm...Learn More

Well, I would like to say Merry Christmas to Alora And if you were Jewish I could rhyme that with menorah I thought of some presents, like five Jackie Chan dolls A brand new computer, or Fabio's manballs But I'm a cheap bastard, so I made you a song With a Flash animation of Mario in a thong Your birthday is soon, but too close to Christmas So you...Learn More

Ho Ho Ho I don't know Ho Ho Ho I don't know Ho Ho Ho I don't know Ho Ho Ho I don't know (I am a banana) Ho Ho Ho I don't know Ho Ho Ho I don't know H-H-Ho Ho-Ho H-Ho H-H-H I don't know (Ho-Ho-Ho Ho, Ho Ho) Ho Ho Ho No! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, whoop)...Learn More

When its winter And its getting cold You're gonna wanna be in da hood You wanna show Goon Pride When you step outside So you better make it something good Yo Lowtax! You wanna know the truth About what the people like? We like zipper style Cause its more versatile Let me hear y'all on the mic! C'mon and say zip up Is the way to go From Alaska...Learn More

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness Gonna harvest Obi-Wan Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on Gonna go down to the highway Gonna build myself a sign Gonna advertise to everyone, tell 'em where to form the line Gonna build him some bionic robot limbs Gonna code an electronic voice for him So when the people come to glance him, he'll be...Learn More

[Verse 1] One two three uh! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so And this I know fo' sho' (Uh!) But, does she really wanna? But can't stand to see me Walk out the door Don't try to fight the feelin' 'Cause the thought alone is killing me right now (Uh!) Thank god for Mom and Dad For sticking two together 'Cause we don't know how...Learn More