(1, 2, 3, 4!) Last night at the picture show We were both sittin' in the second row And we were both sippin' out of the same drink Last night at the picture show, and I said "Hey, do you want to come home with me?" When we walked through the door She was sleepin' silently on the floor And you could barely contain your excitement When we walked...Learn More

Here's a little analogy that I've worked up Imagine a daisy on an open field And somebody comes by with buckets of liquid And can't understand why the flower is drowning It takes a lot of pain to make me grow It takes a lot of pain to make me grow It takes a lot of pain to make me grow That's some fertilizer that you slipped Into my drink The...Learn More

No Smoking, Stop Engines No Smoking, Stop Engines No Smoking, Stop Engines (Aw Yeah) No Smoking, Stop Engines (I didn't say that) Smoking Fills Your Lungs With Tar (With Tar) It's Like Suckin' On The Backend Of A Car It's Not The Answer It Might Give You Lung Cancer It's Bad (It's Bad) It's Bad (It's Bad) It's Bad (Scatting) Bad-B-Bad! Picture of...Learn More

You're only mad because I tore The period from your keyboard Really, I'm the one who should be pissed It was my point after all that was completely missed And the subsequent disappearance of you Is a complete coincidence! Am I the one to blame For your typographical complex? If you could read my mind I would change it all the time If you could...Learn More

So, you thought that you could take on the whole world by yourself Now it seems the world has turned to take you on instead Left with only your excuses! I'm sorry but I have to go, I cannot stay Hold me close and never, never, never let me go or I might fade Away to feel the emptiness inside Tell me everything will be alright For now I'll make it...Learn More

You're wanting to leave me But you can't find the doorway How that so accurately describes you You're standing right by the window Well here, let me open that for you And I'll break it if I have to, and push you through Believe me, If you leave, I'll be alright Oh darling, if you go, I will be fine, so go Are you so far behind your defenses That...Learn More

(crash) "oof!" (A one, two, A one, two, three, four) I like your brilliant ideas Like when you pull me up in the bathtub To hold a lightbulb to my forehead You know, it makes me feel safe I like your sensible manner These are the kinds of things that keep us together Like your ability to take a step back And see, that I was wrong My heart is as...Learn More