Jesus sold my soul for some water and bread Now he's drunk every Sunday night The Devil sowed my soul with a needle and thread Then he gave me back to the light Callous saints scold kind sinners Lucky losers beat sore winners Clueless masters teach wise beginners We're all blind in the light Mama let me sank into the depths of despair She said,...Learn More

Baby, won't you let me be your pest? At your gentle behest Insecticide Disease Feces Oh, please be my sweet vermin squeeze 'Cause we're going down, down, down We're going down, down, down We're crawling back to right under the fridge where we can be alone with our scraps Down, down, down We're going down Down on the musk and the mold Wedding...Learn More

Goddamn dirty mongrels Wrapped in suits and ties Slicking back my balding fur with fleas, dumpster grease, and lies Dress up a wolf pack Who can't seem to keep track Of all the babes that wonder in the woods Starving for skin and bones Fat me up like Al Capone Pricks of Pompeii lead the way To where they moan We'll bark and howl for our bitches...Learn More

Swimming down a toilet chasing discarded food And seeds of your unborn kids Try to plant them but they never seem to grow up Twigs with no leaves Scrape along the street Drag my face across the curb Turn my head into a stub Let the giants use my neck as a tooth pick Splinter their gums and make them sick Jump into clouds Swim across crowds in...Learn More

Bright lights High as a kite on fire Walking through hot nights Groaning from the tourists turn to choirs Can you smell the piss on the sidewalk? The flesh of the flock come alive Come alive in the depths of this dive Crawl into the warmest holes Sell your soul Just by taking a stroll Card games Jack of all trades that don't pay I forget first...Learn More

I'm not human, I'm a person in theory A light bulb in place of the sun My lungs are paper bags My eye lids sway and sag A scattin' cat got my tongue Oh Juh jee juh boo boo Juh jee juh boo boo galoo Oh Juh jee juh boo boo Juh jee juh boo boo galoo Holding back sneak attacks Lacing childrens' snacks with spit and plaque Comeback Kid back never did...Learn More

Boozy woozy drowning in jacuzzis Leisurely depression Waning obsessions Loosy goosy girls with names like Suzy Slippery transgressions Slip and slide Oh, me Oh, my You down to get high? Up to rock bottom Blazing in autumn Hell in ghost town You up to stay down? Sink into the sky Squinting your third eye Slurp up the sludge Boozy woozy drowning...Learn More

Ain't you tired of running? You'll turn those feet into stumps No need to stay stunning Just give in, give up while you're Down in the dumps Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute now Have you got the time? Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute now Have you lost your mind? Wait Slow on down Wait Take a breath Wait Skip uptown And come...Learn More

Oh, yeah Let's take a break And let the soothing sounds of muzak wash over you Wait Oh, my bad I thought you were leaving Sit your ass down Have a cup of joe Put your feet up and rub your toes Intermission is our mission To take a break as we interrupt then seduce Introduce you to intercourse Did that last line make you feel uncomfortable? Well,...Learn More

I got a hole only a drum could fill I'm swine drunk on the power of swill Seeking the warm embrace from a bear trap Hold me tight until my neck snaps I'm not an addict I'm just committed I've done no wrong, at least none I've admitted I'm not the kind of man who cares to flirt I'd rather slip my greasy hand up that strap you call a skirt My sins...Learn More

Sinners and losers, come down and rejoice Where sloppy seconds are your first choice The depths of your lows is what gets us high Down in the dumps until you die Junk City Not a pretty face in this place Ugly divine all the time Junk City Dead kitties scratch at your snatch Read between and snort your lines Sewage showers Penile towers A...Learn More

Taxi! Where do ya think you're going? I'm doing my best in blowing off this roof of this house and off this cab Scrape off this scab Billy Boy never gave me a dollar bill If I had a nickel every time I was a dollar short from buying thrills I'd pay my bills, cash the till, invest in mob insurance from getting killed Hey, wonder why I'm running...Learn More