The town clock, it chimes at midnight Magic place this Water on Thames The good folks sit by the fire side Telling stories by the flames All about the river bank It's an enchanted land Where the animals chew the fat The rock and roll animals The rock and roll animals Nick the Badger and Gene the Cat And there's a cutthroat In the hedgerow A pile of...Learn More

Oh Keith you do my head in But I'm glad you're around 'cos it's a moral issue And you're on higher ground Some might say you're a parasite Doing business for the state My American friend Went and made you cry - now he's passed away Oh Jackie girl, Jackie girl Gary is a witness But I'll swear he's made of sand They put him in a time machine Told...Learn More