“Happy birthday to…Kevin! Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Kevin Happy birthday to you! Have a happy birthday and good night, welcome to the moon Batman, say hello to the Byzantine empire…and avoid those kelts!”...Learn More

[spoken] This is the last song it's called Third Sunday of October the First (Yeah, I love this song!) Alright, this one's to you! What's your name? Oh, Zack's the man! Welcome to my album You know I thought that I’d try something different My band’s gonna sound like a video game Like an old school service but hopefully not as lame (Whatever you...Learn More

Somebody told me, there are a thousand ways to hide But I’ve got three [?] I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I do not, I don’t know, I don’t know We don’t have anymore vacations And I don’t know why [?] But I have thirteen things in my slippers...Learn More

What do you do when you wake up everyday Your teeth fell out and your voice just ran away And now the [?] is screaming, 1, 2, 3, 4 And don't you see all I'm doing is putting a diving board in a puddle And hoping everybody really thinks it's neat You know nobody really knows They don't care if you stay or go You can't trust their...Learn More

We've had a fill of all your overprices, we remember the way it used to be I was a sophomore and I remember the days when I could buy a sandwich for $1.50 (So take a look our eyes and take a look at our wallets and you'll see we're suffering So take a look our eyes and take a look at our wallets and you'll see we're suffering) ([?]) ([?]) We've...Learn More

([?]) "Say hello to the Byzantine empire…I cannot tell a lie. Well actually I can but only on Fridays!" "Chong, you're my best friend in the whole scene!" "No, I am- I am- stapler! [screaming]" There's a place inside your mind where everything always feels fine and I'd like to go there [?] I hope this song turns out good [?] walkin'...Learn More

Well this morning, when I went out to mow the lawn, I got attacked by a swing set and I thought about how everything always goes wrong Did you know I try my very best? I try my best to be a good kid But you know [?] without being grounded...Learn More

Hey, how’s it going? Bet you didn’t see that coming This song was a song, but then it changed into another song What are you doing? Reaching for the backwards button? This song was a song, but then it changed into another song Hey, how’s it going? Bet you didn’t see that coming This song was a song, but then it changed into another song What are...Learn More

I had a dream last night, I tolled the isle of dice I took the train and I existed all day long But I don’t “really have anything against anyone, really” And I have “about three minutes till I explode…” And there’s no “excuse for what you did mister, you are grounded!” But sometimes… I don’t have a thing to wear but Sometimes it’s okay As my face...Learn More

This one is to the one who said he's going to the sun and he will never come back home This one is to the one by whom the spider web was spun upon the keyboard by the window May you never be afraid of the dark May you never be hit by a car May you always have fun and be loved by everyone May you never be hit by a car May you never be afraid of the...Learn More

Well, I met you in the third grade I didn't know that you liked lemonade I met you another year later You wore a red sweater with an alligator We chased the ice cream truck across the street And I thought you seemed kind of neat We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park You're my girl I'm your man I don't care if we live in a garbage...Learn More

This is a song about a boy Well his name is Travis [?] [?] [?] [?] [?] [?] (I like Math the Band too!) [?] (What are you talking about, I listen to Math the Band) Wait- wait hold on (There's nothing wrong with Math the Band) Hey- shut up! We're gonna do this over a little bit faster now 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, go! Happy birthday Travis You're really...Learn More