[GUIDO'S MOTHER] Guido... [GUIDO'S AUNTS] Guido... [GUIDO'S MOTHER] Caro mio... [GUIDO'S AUNTS] Caro mio... [GUIDO'S MOTHER] Time to come out of your bath Wrap you up in a mother's love Take a towel and dry your little head [GUIDO'S MOTHER AND AUNTS] Time to come out in the air Sleepy pup in your mother's arms Plant a kiss on your lips and put...Learn More

[CARLA] Guido... [GUIDO] (stands, as if picking up the phone) Pronto! [OUR LADY OF THE SPA] Signor Contini, telephone. Go ahead [CARLA] Guido... I was lazing around my bedroom when an idea occurred to me I thought you might be Wondering about Guido... Who's not wearing any clothes? I'm not My darling Who's afraid to kiss your toes? I'm...Learn More

[GUIDO] You know something? If I don't come up with a very good idea very quick, my career is finished, done for, kaput! (An idea strikes.) A Western! (GUIDO, joined by LITTLE GUIDO, tries out a Western motif with his "orchestra.") (Another idea strikes.) A Bible epic! (He and LITTLE GUIDO try out a Bible motif with the "orchestra.") "Go...Learn More