[Chorus] You are likely to be eaten by a grue If this predicament seems particularly cruel Consider whose fault it could be: Not a torch or a match in your inventory You are likely to be eaten by a grue If this predicament seems particularly cruel Consider whose fault it could be: Not a torch or a match in your inventory [Verse 1] It got narrated...Learn More

[Verse 1] Fuck you, look at my cool hat I could be you, stat I could be anything, anytime With the right potion, invocation: many rhymes Expended in the process Compression so fresh, you wonder am I lossless Does it cost this too? Is there any question what I'm willing to do? Tip the lid off, tilt the flask in hand Taste like ass but the task is...Learn More

Corn syrup! We're breaking up The doctor explained it: I'm old as Tut I'm supposed to take pills that mitigate triglycerides Seems we're at a crossroads, you and I Dated for decades, built up trust Might have loved sugar better but it wasn't discussed; We had an agreement: you'd be in everything, I'd eat it But you lied when you said you'd be all...Learn More

[Hook] Got to sometimes feel like, oh my god, life's so good [Verse 1] I'm on the cover of a lot — a lot! — of magazines Note I don't say all. But I've been practicing My big TV grin and charming banter Interviewers, always follow-upping on the answers Prancers such as I lift heels up Get your people here, we'll set some deals up But don't fuss my...Learn More

[Verse 1] Nerd rap infests your internet, you left a trap, but it's empty MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting Ending up uncaged and at large To talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge Of every drip of your attention Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention My disappointment at the...Learn More

You got MC confusion? I’m Frontalot! If I were MC Frontalittle I’d be telling you only ever what I’m not But I am the most frontingest Carving off the obfuscation, little something just To confuse you with. And like a villain I got conundrums. your empty head they gonna fill in Still in effect, the mock you made: My dexterity ain’t 20 when the...Learn More

[Verse 1] MC Frontalot stole a beat today (Help! Thief!) And you can take another look or you can look the other way But to ignore this crime (is a crime in itself!) I'm unarmed but a shelf of JB LP's is a wealth To any rapper worth a salt-lick Me what you get once you dry out the baltic (Who's there? What's that?) what, you didn't you hear 'bout...Learn More

Intro: Young people today could probably benefit from my 12 years in college so here's some advice: If you're a young person who writes poetry, throw it away right now Hook: Tut, tut, tongue-clucking grammarian, yo Tut, tut, check your punctuation Tut, tut, tongue-clucking grammarian, yo Tut, tut Tut, tut Verse 1: Anybody, wonder what you’re up...Learn More

[Verse 1] Oh, man! I try to dodge fans but they keep swarming MC Frontalot’s heart’s huge; let’s have a housewarming I love you so damn much I’ll sell you CDs I’m greedy to get loved back like Ally Sheedy In WarGames. I got more sayings and turns of phrase In my communist handbook than in my — damn, what’d I do with my ledger? I’ll never get paid...Learn More

[Verse 1: Frontalot] You're annoyed when I talk during the film It's just another classic that you haven't seen (still!) Just another ill-in-the-head in the plot; "Norman Bates, is that all you got? Might have guessed from the name of the thing." Don't complain That you never heard the ending of The Crying Game Well, it's a penis, and at this...Learn More

[Verse 1: MC Frontalot] They take the world over one node at a time They put the seed in some software and make it shine So the dimwitted among us grab tight and install Put it right on the wall, and don't notice at all That the celebration of a day impends I want to note it on the calendar, I ready my pen I get ahead of my friends in my haste, I...Learn More