I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring 'Cause one-night stands are my thing Your marriage means nothin' to me I'm totally into adultery It's our secret between just you and me That we're into committing adultery She was feeling all alone She called me up on the telephone She said, "Hey stud, let's go out for dinner" 'Cause she knows I'm one...Learn More

I don't want your herpes two I don't want your herpes two And if you give me your herpes two Bitch, I'm gonna kill you She went to the store to buy some slurpers Two weeks later she came home with herpes I just do no more than spank her On her twat she's got a herpes chancre She hangs out with a colony of whores Now she's hosting a colony of...Learn More

I went out drinkin', drinkin' with the boys I had to do it to get all my joys I got drunk, so high on some booze Comin home baby, to give you a bruise Rock 'em, Sock 'em, it's a gas Rock 'em, Sock 'em, gonna kick your ass Rock 'em, Sock 'em, it's a gas Gonna come home drunk And kick your big, fat ass Seein' other guys With the makeup all over...Learn More