You seem to have landed In an unfamiliar land This is the result of your ambitions Jonjo You shot too high Like a bird getting caught in a plane’s turbines Search yourself Jonjo Find what’s wrong And once you find yourself to be content Make your way back home Jonjo This is not the place for you...Learn More

Uh Uh, I hate baboons Woah Woah, Not today The baboons like to kidnap my children I punch them in the face and throw them in the jungle Baboons are nasty creatures One time a fought one and lost my toe I’d like to never see one again But I’m sure they’ll keep coming back Back to my echo chambers Where I harvest their souls for profit At least I...Learn More

Jonjo You went to the moon In search of Wallace and Grommet Your dream was to eat cheese with them Jonjo You left too soon Now your house is a mess And your cat feels neglect Why Jonjo? Jonjo Jonjo How will we know If you're dying On your trip into space We can’t hear you crying Jonjo Oh Oh Oh Oh Jonjo Jonjo (Backwards) How does it feel...Learn More

Where to Jonjo? Coming home? We’re all ready to see you once again Safe travels. Jonjo flew into the sun Jonjo flew into the sun Who do you think you are? Superman? Jonjo flew into the sun Jonjo flew into the sun Serves him right You say Jonjo flew into the sun Jonjo flew into the sun We’ll never hear from him again Jonjo flew into the...Learn More

Cowboys aren’t as cool as you think Always playing in the mud I bet they stink I don’t hang around those ugly folks I’m trying to keep up a reputation Cowboys don’t know how to read What a lousy crowd I’d teach them how If I could But they’re also deaf in both ears Cowboys are very ugly No wonder they have troubles getting married If I were them...Learn More