[Verse 1] You can pop bottles with models in fancy bars I'll be reading Aristotle but moaning dancing with the stars When I close my eyes, I can visualise an echo Hip hip is a puppy mill that's sponsered by Petco store clerks The jerk's spamming twitter feeds with "Lets go." We should have a fireplace The type of space to meditate through the...Learn More

["This is just the kind of place I've always imagined!"] Happiness is probably happenstance The magical rap negro, call me Bagger Vance Armed with a shield of humility and a braggarts' lance Used to pride myself in never using cheat codes or tips This rap business is like Stirner's Union of Egoists I've taken long walks in hot sand just to...Learn More

[Verse 1: Milo] Today I joined a top-secret nerdy forum After introductions, I uploaded my room's decorum I've spent hours trying to find the right GIF of Darth Vader One of these days, they'll make me message board moderator! I bring the colour to these eggheads like Hollandaise Catch me on my PC on all major holidays I have absolutely no interest...Learn More

[Hook] Prime-time commercials are making me feel inadequate Every billboard seems to confirm this with adamance I used to wonder why my best friends have drinking problems Until I realized we're being chased by evil media goblins I'm tired of society's insistences that entirely consist of fragmented sentences Describing plastic products with...Learn More

I've cried in my room On the nights my girlfriend wouldn't show me nudes (x3) I have cried in my room You wouldn't show me nudes Now I've got the homey blues I know I'm just your e-boyfriend But surely we can pretend that I'm there undressing you Through this skype digital camera Ladybird lock the doors and seal the parameter Cause I'll be at my...Learn More

[Verse 1] When you're not around I find excuses not to bathe That might mean I love you, and it might mean I'm partially crazed This might come as a shock, but I've never been tased It's very difficult for me to not stare at your face I like the way your cardigan's sleeves never fit properly It lets me know that when we're older, we'll both neglect...Learn More