[Verse 1] Clock in at the office and pick up the phone now The boss found a target and throws me a bone so, I'll bite An octogenarian living alone in the suburbs outside of Washington There’s no compensation for no execution I've written a script unlike ones I've been using so far Told you your grandson has been in a car wreck Got the info to your...Learn More

And if I lose it all on a stickball game Then at least somebody will know my name If an aerosol can resolves in flames Then I'll take a little mark for every time I strayed I know that I can’t cut it, but I can't quit So at least somebody will have given a shit If I can't repent for every time I lied Then at least somebody will know I tried Just...Learn More

We'll have your mom drive us out to Largo And stop by the Popeyes The anticipation like paging through the book of Revelations Just waiting for the end of preceding days We'll read the rules of the rollercoaster Heads down, hands in We've collected cans and packed the van up with everything we could ever need As tight as we could stand Tight as we...Learn More

If I didn't know it any better then I'd say that that was you Running in the letters at the bottom in the waistline of the news It made me wanna get the phone to call your mother But I wouldn't want to be wrong so I'm Covering a song now that everybody knows 'Cause I don't want to think about us dead and decomposing There's a tiny audience in...Learn More

[Verse 1] Coughed up a fiver for the door guy Bouncer got frisky and felt me up "Do you have any other guest spots?" I guess not so I'll figure it out [Pre-Chorus] "Shut up, shut up" I hear the neighbors complain in a chorus next door "You're up, you're up" The promoter is saying but what you don't know, baby [Chorus] I left before your set and I...Learn More

Thank you What happened there? I-I-It feels like something bit me Wait, does anyone have anything sharp on them that might have cut her, or she cut herself on? No (Oh, you got blood on you, man) She fell into me So you cut her? (What?) No, no, something must have happened to her and then she fell into me...Learn More

There is no log of what you took You kept your name off of the books The most heinous leaks start cheek to cheek, a good one Good one So keep those words out of your mouth And suck back in those shameless shouts 'Cause if you think you've got it bad right now, well good one Good one Take it outside, if you aren't ready to be cruel Then I don't...Learn More

[Chorus] Light as a feather Stiff as a carcass Lying prostrate in a cardboard box We only just met I wouldn't say that Totally did right by you my friend [Verse 1] You'd try and perch and you'd plummet down There was no wound so maybe just worn out And I couldn't say that I could blame you for that Who could, these days Oh my goodness there's a...Learn More

Loss of a word Loss of a phrase A failure of imagination takes place Moment to moment you're trickling out Won't be afraid If my container holds shape Things that I know won't pour over the gate Moment to moment it's all coming true So I've got a riddle for you, friend What do you call fright without solution? The love that you gave is not...Learn More

I'm sorry for how, I'm sorry for why I'm sorry for all the cigs I dropped on 95 I'm sorry for where, I'm sorry for when And I know that you don't want to see my face again Guess that'd be a start and so it begins Somebody better fetch me some kind of bucket to purge my sins There are four people here in this elevator One of us is the devil, which...Learn More