You don't smile, you don't laugh enough Everyone's got an ax to grind, but it's always dull Put on your coat Everybody's got their habits but it's Friday night Where are you? When will that sun rise? Always cold Stupid dog So much sweat Put your coat back on...Learn More

I, I must be, I must be...let me start again She told me that I--I had to try, I had to make an effort, I had to See the man with the open face Saying something he got something to say He's a winner I, I , I...I picked it up, I picked it up and I ran with it, I ran, I did I said I, I...I picked it up, I ran with it, I picked it up But it takes...Learn More

I'm collectible, delectable, you're a knick knack Mint condition, 1st edition, you're a knick knack You don't look good Made of nothing but plastic and wood I'm a dreamer, a believer, you're a knick knack I'm a winner, I'm a champion, you're a knick knack You ain't worth much Think I'll trade you in for stuff Gonna trade you in for candy You...Learn More

Learn my name It's a fake name Kinda stupid but I'll never care Touch my boots They're not sport boots That stuff's garbage that I'd never wear Drive my bus It's a good bus Runs on good vibes, takes you anywhere See my girl She's a good girl Wears a headband, but don't ever stare Heaven is just a zip code Heaven is just a zip code Heaven is...Learn More

King Klutz, okay Oh, he comes to town today Oh he's comin' King Klutz, okay Oh, he comes to town today He's comin' Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Uhhh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Waaahhhh Oh, he's comin' King Klutz Oh he's gonna molest the best of us Oh!...Learn More

I get excited, everyone hates it, oh my god I make movements, all the crowds lose it, oh my sweet god It's croquet It's okay It's croquet It's all just a game It's okay It's o-o-okay My green looks great I remarry, everything's cherries, oh my god Kicked out crutches, everyone's touched this, oh my sweet god It's croquet It's okay It's okay It's...Learn More