[Intro: Danny Sexbang] Ladies and gentlemen, this is a song about love And the feelings it gives you This is called Heart Boner [Verse 1: Danny Sexbang] When I first looked in your eyes You were more than just a beauty to me All my senses shot straight up I was rock hard emotionally [Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach] The fact...Learn More

[Verse: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach] Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm round of applause At home to Jim Roach who joined us on guitar for today You're welcome, you're welcome...Learn More

[Intro] This song's called Dinosaur Laser Fight [Verse 1] Hey, boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world Now close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Bri It's gonna blow your mind to shit! It was an ordinary day in Dinosaur High When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives Tyrannosaurus saw...Learn More

[Intro] For this next song, we would like to perform something that, uh Was not written by us, uh You could say it was written by a slightly more successful artist This is Rocket Man by David Bowie [Verse 1] She packed my bags last night, pre-flight Zero hour: Nine AM And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the Earth so much, I miss my...Learn More

[Intro] Alright Unnecessary, Brian Here's another cover song for- For you folks at home This is a little song called Everybody Wants to Rule the World By your favorite and mine: David Bowie [Verse 1] Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you [Chorus 1] Acting on your best behavior Turn your back on Mother...Learn More

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang] Sometimes, I think of you and I I thought we made a perfect couple But you said goodbye Now time will heal a wounded heart When I look up at the stars I wonder where you are [Chorus 1: Danny Sexbang, Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach] Now tonight I wonder who you're slamming hard tonight Who is looking deeply in your eyes And...Learn More

[Verse] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen There's no one here Welcome to the entirity of our 2021 tour This is it Thanks for joining us Thank you, Brian, thank you That was overwhelming Joining us this evening will be our friend, Jim Roach He's a wonderful guy and he's helped us write some of the songs we'll be playing This first song is called...Learn More

[Spoken Intro] This song was written by myself, Ninja Brian With a little shoutout to our friend, Egoraptor Who came up with the title And told us no one but idiots would make a title Or a song with a title that stupid, you know what I'm saying This song's called Unicorn Wizard [Verse 1] Riding straight out of your imagination Using my magic to...Learn More

[Verse: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach] This opening is unneccessary You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural Still nice of you to say Well, maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you...Learn More

[Intro: Danny Sexbang] Speaking of emotions I would just like to say while Jim tunes When Brian and I started this band 12 years ago 12, amazingly enough Our only goal was to make people laugh Which is why we wrote a lot of songs about dinosaurs and wizards And then as the years went on We were actually shocked to find out That this band meant...Learn More

[Verse: Jim Roach, Danny Sexbang] This is a good time for a joke or uh Maybe uh Jim is wasting our fucking time (You know what?) Is that a good soundcheck, Matt? (Maybe if you just paid me a little more to be here) Do you ne- do you need more? Do you need, yeah? A little bit more soundcheck? (I'm sorry, Brian, please) Stop wasting our fucking time,...Learn More