(door opens, footsteps, tapping on music stand) (spoken) Now, boys and girls, I'm Professor Flyshocker, your substitute teacher for the day You there, back in your seat Now pay attention, little girl over here, as we learn to play the C Major scale in a very special way, ok? Ah-one, ah-two, ah-ready? Begin (band plays) C D E F G A B C B A G F E D...Learn More

No one knows, no one cares There's a view at the top of the stairs I break away to my dreams Out of here just like that I go there at the drop of a hat I break away to my dreams I break away to my dreams No one looks, no one dares It's not enough just to know that it's there I break away to my dreams Such a load hard to bear It's a burden, it...Learn More

[Verse 1] You can visualize Yeah, tune into something anything you want and make it come true But it's your demise If you set your sight on anything you might regret later and can't undo [Chorus] The sun is up, the moon is down So be careful what you ask for [Verse 2] Make an affirmation A positive declaration that you in the future place and...Learn More

[Verse 1] You change your mind so easy You're constant writing us over And I think this time you're writing me out You'll find some reason why you don't think we'll ever recover Well I know now what you're thinking about Oh [Chorus] I think of you You turn my world around And you just walk away You'll be with someone new I'll look and you'll be...Learn More

Birdman Talkin' chardonnay Birdman Conversations for the smooth Birdman Finest in transmission Birdman In the middle of the night Waiting all day for Birdman Diggin' uncle Birdman Birdman, Birdman, Birdman Birdman, Birdman Birdman...Learn More

When I first me you, you had a pony tail Now it's all curly and you look like hell I'm gettin' tired of your permanent (Tired of your permanent) Tired of your permanent (Permanent ways) Tired of your permanent I'm gonna straighten you out (Out) Out (Out) Out (Out) Well you said you love me with your long straight hair But now it's all [?] and...Learn More

[Chorus] Housekeeping Housekeeping [Verse 1] I don't care if you’re dead You're gonna get out of bed I'm gonna get in your room Make way for the vacuum [Chorus] Housekeeping Housekeeping [Verse 2] I don’t care what you're doin' Or if your day is ruined You better hit the street Right now, I'm gonna change the...Learn More

[Verse 1] You could play it nice or play it rough You could take advice, say enough You could tear it down or build it up You could fill the glass, empty the cup [Chorus] Blame it on the world Well it's always something You blame it on the world [Verse 2] You’d never be the kind to give too much Or keep an open mind just slammed shut You'll...Learn More

There's a girl, she plays alone Sitting by her preteen phone Wondering what she's going to do today There's a boy, he sits at home In his treehouse all alone Always in a world so far away Aah, aah Aah, aah Aah, aah There are girls and there are boys Separate ways and separate toys Maybe they can find a way someday Aah, aah Aah, aah Aah,...Learn More

[Verse 1] Kelly O'Connell call Hayden MaCleary Shaughnessy Murphy, Maguire O'Shea Now these I relates are me best Irish mates Well hurray for the Irish it's St. Patrick's Day [Verse 2] Now green is the color it grows all around us Forests of evergreen emerald jade And three is the number of leaves on the flower The shamrock's a symbol that never...Learn More

[Verse 1] I strapped the seatbelt on my beat self Cut the rear view with my hand Tapped the battery as I stared at me and said "How much more can you stand?" [Chorus] Pain Pain So much pain [Verse 2] When all the love was stagnant They hunted me with a dragon I prayed to God but he just nods and answers me in frankness [Chorus] Pain Pain More...Learn More

[Verse 1] Spider, crawling on a windowpane Spider Spider, listen to the falling rain Spider [Chorus 1] Spider, spider, spider, spider Spider [Verse 2] Spider, hanging from a tiny string Spider Spider, spins such a pretty thing Spider [Chorus 1] Spider, spider, spider, spider Spider [Bridge 1] You never do the things the other spiders do No, no,...Learn More