There is something about a Martini A tingle remarkably pleasant A yellow, a mellow Martini I wish I had one at present There is something about a Martini Ere the dining and dancing begin And to tell you the truth It is not the vermouth I think that perhaps it's the gin...Learn More

I didn't go to church today I trust the Lord to understand The surf was swirling blue and white The children swirling on the sand He knows, He knows how brief my stay How brief this spell of summer weather He knows when I am said and done We'll have plenty of time together...Learn More

Praise the spells and bless the charms I found April in my arms April golden, April cloudy Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy April soft in flowered languor April cold with sudden anger Ever changing, ever true I love April, I love you...Learn More

What's the monster of this week? "Mystique"— A noun that in its current arcane use leaves me frigid, Since it is not to be found in either the O.E.D. or Webster's Unabridgèd. It is primarily the invention of the mystagogues of esoteric criticism, so it means whatever they choose, But I will give you an example of what I think they think it means,...Learn More

Scholars call the masculine swan a cob I call him a narcissistic snob He looks in the mirror over and over And claims to have never heard of Pavlova...Learn More