[Verse 1] The Empty Bottle was half empty, tide was low, and I was thirsty Saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are Always making eyes, well she wasn't making eyes So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, "Hi there." "My name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady-killer." She said, "I'm already dead," that's exactly...Learn More