Old Spice isn't nice and it comes with a price My boy Garrett chose to wear it now he can't help but entice All these ladies, all these women are up on him like lice As a mother I condemn that body spray from Old Spice!...Learn More

[Verse] Oh I didn’t see it coming but it came in a can Now my sweet son's sprayed into a man Mine too and hey we know just who to blame When our sons have fun with women and misbehave Old Spice! (Psh, psh!) Sprayed a man (on/of) my son Now he’s kissing all the women and his chores aren’t done He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers, hands and...Learn More