[Hook] Whether it's the weekend or weekday night You know the Swim Team's gonna rock until ya go home [Verse 1: Sahtyre] Show's over (Lights out) If I don't know ya (Bye now) We rocking 'til the vocoder dies out Ladies you can go home or roll over my house Nice blouse That'll match perfectly on my white couch All the die-hard fanatics go to dive...Learn More

[Verse 1] The forecast is partly cloudy So party loudly And make sure that it's hearty sounding He's crowned king of the evening Whistling the chord swings to "The Sweetest Thing" A genie with a brown leather wish bag With the power to wring out the clouds like a dishrag Let it rain, soak it in Your electric brain and golden skin Needs to accept...Learn More

Lesson 23, the mystery of the hidusious You must memorize this Before you can proceed, (okay!) We come from [?] and we're number one From the school of mercy and we have some fun Hit the floors there and [?] Now that's about the time we begin to rot We will turn on the psychiatric quad [?]...Learn More

[Verse 1] (Don't even look at me) I'm just a garbage man Working in my garden With heart in hand Watching the harvest of Artistland The new plants want the same thing That stars demand (Don't even look at us) Abrasive as a carpet burn Right before the key to your apartment turns We take the needle off of Hard to Earn And lock it up in its mason jar...Learn More

[Spoken intro] Your dirty Lugz Like a black donation To the dragon on your tee Give me Your dirty Lugz Like a black donation To the dragon on your tee [Hook: Open Mike Eagle] If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past Start trap rapping Do a bunch of coke Grow a handlebar Do some more coke There are a hundred ways to cover your...Learn More

[Verse] You used to count on jesus Then ran out of fingers Purple mountain magic Costs a million dollars And they don't take paypal And my credit's ruined Graduated college Like a fucking moron Signed an application They gave me some plastic And some funny glasses Spent it at McDonald's Like the one in WalMart Or the student center Pretty close to...Learn More

[Hook] It's the return of the curmudgeon We're all thirty-first cousins Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't The thirst kills Thirst murders universal will I'll be having to tell myself chill [Bridge] That's just my ego talking Thinks he's super hero awesome Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything That's just my ego...Learn More

[Verse 1] I had a nightmare of Tony Blair I had a dream I cracked him in the head with a folding chair I had the people just hold him there And bashed his dome until blood splashed his golden hair I drew his ass a mustache with a Sharpie marker And cut his head like an artsy barber I set it off in the House of Commons I'm a party starter Starting...Learn More

It's secret Bad news brown Took me down Why can't you ever be- [Verse 1: Matt Gamin] PSDs, I wrote fickle bills Keep my psychosis dill pickle In public Disturbing, self-commited to curse Verses nurse my nerves I'm not civil, speaking in the third Imaginary people, I'm unstable 'Cause I can't fuck with feeble Simple shit, make my personality split...Learn More

[Verse 1] Started life as a Christian I was enticed by religion To spark a spiritual life that was missing As an acolyte A white Jesus had me actin' right Chasing the thoughts of an after life So I attended service like clockwork Sunday's best And socks from the top drawer But Jesus wasn't the reason for my Oxfords I mostly went for this girl I had...Learn More

[Nocando] I'm underground man like I'm beneath the streets I dress nice but I ain't no goddamned sneaker freak I freestyle, if you need receipts buy CDs from me These good for nothing scenesters, treat me like a piece of meat And if I am it's gotta be well done Filet Mignon I'm a walking rail gun, aiming songs, saying Psalms Yay though I walk...Learn More