[Verse 1] Now the cat's got the measles, the dog's got the whoopin' cough Doggone my soul, Lord, Lord The cat's got the measles, the dog's got the whoopin' cough Doggone a man, let a woman be his boss Doggone my soul [Verse 2] Now I ain't no devil, born in the lion's den Doggone my soul, Lord, Lord I ain't no devil, born in the lion's den But my...Learn More

[Intro] Yes, yes, yes My best gal quit me and I went back and got my diamond ring [Verse] Now, I've got what it takes, it breaks my heart To give it away, ain't going to give it away Now babe, the stuff I've got is the stuff that makes The fiddlers play, makes the fiddlers play I saved it up since the Lord knows when I ain't playin' Santa Claus...Learn More

[Verse 1] Now here's one thing, can't understand Why a bow-legged woman likes a knock-kneed man Mama, can I holler, daddy, let me shave 'em dry [Verse 2] Now I'm going downtown to spread the news State Street women wearin' brogan shoes Mama, let me holler, daddy, let me shave 'em dry [Verse 3] I'm going away to wear you off my mind You keep me...Learn More

[Verse 1] I ain't good-lookin' and I don't dress cute I ain't good-lookin' and I don't dress cute But I just wanna be some good man's substitute [Verse 2] I ain't no race horse, I ain't built for speed I ain't no race horse, I ain't built for speed But I got everything that a red hot papa need [Verse 3] You may fall from the mountains down in a...Learn More