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Let's go down to wiener dog castle There's a wonderful place where we can stop for tea We'll share a scone or a pretzel with a wiener dog king and queen Let's go down to wiener dog castle (Wiener dog, wiener dog, wiener dog, wiener dog) Let's go down to wiener dog castle (Wiener dog, wiener dog, wiener dog, wiener dog) We cross the...Learn More

{Music} I hate my life and I wanna die I ain't got no iPhone OO AA AA OO AA AA OO AA AA OO OO OO AA EE OO OO My heart is breaking thinkin' suicide I ain't got no iPhone OO AA AA OO OO AA AA OO AA AA OO OO OO AA EE OO EE AA OO...Learn More

Long ago in a desert land A miraculous, delicious Snack appeared Yuletide nachos Yuletide nachos Yuletide, Yuletide Yuletide nachos Yuletide nachos Yuletide nachos Yuletide, Yuletide Yuletide nachos Hallelujah for the cheesiest Hallelujah for the crunchiest We give thanks and praise To this delicious plate of Yuletide nachos Crunch Lo and...Learn More

When you want somebody gone And you don't wanna wait to long! Call the "Immediate Murder Professionals"! Hand grenade or cyanide We'll make it look like suicide! The Immediate Murder Professionals! We do our job so well Because we come straight up from hell! We'll kill your husband or your wife We'll even let you keep the knife! We're the Immediate...Learn More

I want a dog, I want a dog I want a dog, dog, dog, dog, dog I want a dog-a-dee-doo, I want a bark-a-dee-boo I want a D-O-G-G-Y, it's true I want a dog, I want a dog I want a dog, dog, dog, dog, dog I want a puppy to cuddle, want a fluffy to snuggle I want a D-O-G-G-Y to love We'll go for a walk Halfway down a block Then we'll come right back And...Learn More

Make way for the Easter Bunny It's time to hop Easter Bunny, Bunny It's time to hop and bop Easter Bunny, Bunny Never gonna stop Easter party, party Jump up and shake your leg Easter Bunny, Bunny Let's get those Easter eggs Easter Bunny, Bunny It's time to hop and bop Easter Bunny, Bunny Never gonna stop Easter party, party Jump up and shake your...Learn More

Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Hooray, it's pancake time Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Eat, eat, eat, eat a pancake Hooray, it's pancake time Pancake, yeah Pancake, yeah Pancake, yeah Hooray, it's pancake time Pancake, yeah Pancake, yeah Pancake, yeah Hooray,...Learn More

Gingerbread snail Celebrating Making all the cookies For you Gingerbread snail Always baking 'Cause it's what that snail Likes to do The holidays are here Santa's coming And you know he likes The treats Gingerbread snail Makes the cookies That Santa loves to eat People think I'm slow As I'm mixing up the dough 'Cause I'm working at a snail's...Learn More

Scratchy cat, scratchy cat Why you wanna scratch me? Scratchy cat, scratchy cat Oh, why you gotta scratch me? You're my cat and I love you Why you wanna scratch me? You sit in my lap, happy and purring And ten seconds later, you're trying to murder Me, then my tears start to flow Oh no, ouch Hey, cat Why do you always scratch me? I'm your...Learn More

Here we go, yeah Superhero squirrel Acorn alert, look out Superhero squirrel Acorn alert, evildoers going down Superhero squirrel Down in the park where the animals play There's a brand new hero gonna save the day Leaping through the trees and across the grass Super funsie, super fast Ready for action, ready for adventure With a sidekick skunk,...Learn More

Cat shirts Shirts of cats Cat shirts for Christmas That's all that I want Cat shirts A whole lot of cat shirts Cat shirts for Christmas It's all that I want Are cat shirts I really like cats And I'm wearing a T-shirt Every day I don't want A new pair of socks Or a big bag of rocks Or a video game Oh, I just want A whole bunch of cat shirts Cat...Learn More