[DANNY JACOB] We got chrome-plated carburetors, calibrated regulators Tube socks, cuckoo clocks, multi-colored alligators Taxidermy jackalope, presidential bar soap You can find it all at the swap meet You can take it away if you can fit it in your ride Gotta lower the seat and then give it a slide But there are things you gotta know when you head...Learn More

[DANNY JACOB] All the trees are ready for shakin' Grab a rake if you're into rakin' Come along, it's ours for the takin' There's a brand new season we're makin' All the leaves are gold and red And the sun's still on our head Oh, we can have it all When summer turns to S'Fall...Learn More

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons Though I'll probably lose conciousness in seventeen seconds Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair If you want to know why, please refer to the chart I've been shot in the butt with a dart I've been shot in the–...Learn More

[PHINEAS, spoken] Mmm, this is the best ice cream I've ever had [DAN, spoken] Oh, dat's right [DAN] Houston, we've got a situation [OLIVIA] Better stan' by de phone [DAN] It's a brand new lunar taste sensation [OLIVIA] Served on a waffle cone We got chocolate, vanilla [DAN] But we don't have rocky road [OLIVIA] It's not that we don' like...Learn More

[DANNY JACOB] Nowhere to go, nothing to see Except sand and sand and sand, and you and me [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Hey, look how big the sun is through this magnifying glass. Aw! Aww! Oh! No really, it's huge. You should see it [DANNY JACOB] Baked from the heat, we've got sun on all sides Getting tanned and tanned, like we're a couple of...Learn More

[Chorus] Da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da Da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da [Verse] I got the wind in my hair I got the bugs in my teeth My wheels are spinning I got the road underneath It's a competition What a wonderful ride The road's a ribbon of gray But it's a beautiful day The sun is shining Our path is winding...Learn More

[PHINEAS, CORO & AMBOS] Você pode procurar, mas nunca vai achar nenhum lugar Como este pedacinho de céu entre o deserto e o grande mar Nós podemos surfar pelos canyons, treinar répteis Construir gaiolas para Ratos Womp Ou ligar nossa máquina de fazer castelos assim (Aaah! Assim é Tatooine) Nós vivemos aqui como reis E temos dois sóis no verão todo...Learn More

[LINDA] What do you do when hunger attacks? Fill your stomach up to the max So, not talking Tuff Gum Don't ever shrink from How would you like some snacks? (Snacks)...Learn More

[Verse 1] Won't you gather round and hear a tale of the shark of Danville harbor Who terrorized our people, can you just imagine this? If it's sharks you want to know about, you're bound to end up smarter 'Cause though technically a vertebrate, they're cartilaginous [Verse 2] The monster came upon us and its eyes were black as coal His jaws so big...Learn More

[DANNY JACOB] He's a robot from space, she's a little girl They come from totally different worlds If you think they're worlds apart, you're misinformed Though it might seem unusual... That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm (That's the Norm) That's the Norm! [NORM] That's me...Learn More

[Intro] Oh, yeah [Verse] In 1959, soccer was sublime And one man's looking for something more nifty But Eforp's dream was way too extreme For the palindrome-fearing people of the 50's [Chorus] A number and a letter, it don't get any better than Football X-7, Football X-7 Call it soccer or football or a beautiful game But it just got a brand new...Learn More

[JEREMY] All throughout history men fall in love with women You wanna know why, well, let's start from the beginning I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight From scientific propagation of the species To poets and philosophers, your Baudelaires and Nietzsches I've come to set the record straight I've come to set...Learn More