Are you excited about the future of eating? Nutrients have never been so available, one pill for all your calories. One pill for all your vitamins, and a cornucopia of fake plastic food. We will delight eating whole turkeys slathered in mayonnaise while wearing berets. Future of eating. Future of eating. You will be able to eat underwater, please...Learn More

Someday, I'll feel no pain Someday, I won't have a brain They'll take away the part that hurts And let the rest remain Fix me Fix my head Fix me, please, I don't want to be dead Someday, we'll all be rich Someday, I won't listen to you, bitch I'll turn up the volume And shut you up Fix me Fix my head Fix me, please, I don't wanna be...Learn More

I am 45, but I'm not alive. I like autosports and some sitcoms. I have a large television. I have a large automobile. My family is very well-fed. Sometimes I grow a large stately moustache...Learn More

Air conditioning is tempting on a hot day in Venezia. But I'd rather give up my right clicking finger to a butcher block than spend time staring at a flat panel monitor at this time in my life. Maybe someday you will be able to e-mail yourself all your wasted time and experiences...Learn More

When you see a cantaloupe riding a motorcycle, you tend to just stop asking question. Determinism is dead forever, embrace the swirling forenz attractor that turns your life into a ride on top of an old jittery washing machine. Determinism is dead forever, no linearity rules everything...Learn More