[Intro: Pigmeat Markham] Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His honor Judge Pigmeat Markham residing... [Verse 1] Hear ye, hear ye, the court of swing Is just about ready to do that thing I don't want no tears, I don't want no lies Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip, and that ain't all He'll give you time if you're big...Learn More