[Verse 1 - Chell] I can tell that you're a simple box You've no heart besides your painted coat How could it be you're important to me? I don't think I could ever let you go [Verse 2 - Companion Cube & Chell] We're a pair, we're complete as two (You're all I need) We're both portals, you are orange, I'm blue (Indeed, and I will love you) We are a...Learn More

Alright, alright, here's a shoutout to Knuckles fans everywhere, represent! This is for the ladies who love animals and hate robots. We're running Knuckles Rap 2012. Y'all be trippin for this!... I heard that on the radio once I'm Knuckles the Echidna The guy who wouldn't kid ya 'bout the powers I control- You believe me? No, or did ya? I can...Learn More

There's a certain wicked chimp, with a spaceship and a blimp! He's one bad mother! No other compares! And unlike monkeys trapped in balls, he towers half a meter tall! He looks quite dashing, with smashing permed hair! He's undeniably great! The most advanced and purely evil primate! And my lovely bride can't help but swoon- I'm Bad to the Boon!...Learn More

[Intro] This is the story of a man named Stanley A simple man with a moderately simple job: To sit at his desk and push buttons all day long His job was so simple, in fact, he could even work from home And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without a thought in the world... Until one day...his buttons stopped working How could this be? How would he...Learn More

First on our famous tour, this broken board we're driving toward I swore this paint had dried... Feel free to see our sewer! Its flimsy grate can't hold much weight But seals the eels inside! Don't let this wet and slimy net Of cobweb attach onto your face! Beware! These stairs are terribly tilted And built in the wrong place! Stay close and watch...Learn More

What kind of man leaves his dead out to rot And threatens fake smugglers with guns? Who punches crazed scientists there on the spot And disconnects calls just for fun? Well, this kind of man? He'll insult all his friends He's mean and perpetually cross! He'll make racist cracks at his squad Turion Then he'll shoot worthless crew like a boss! No...Learn More

Beneath the castle walls Through pipe and drain He'll find you anywhere In his domain For when you take the key You soon will know The Phanto of the Mushroom Kingdom's there So let it go! Return what's mine, you thief And you'll go free Or I will hunt you for Eternity! There is nowhere to hide Your face from me The Phanto of the Mushroom...Learn More

He strode across the desert Broom in hand! With a scowl on his face And piercing eyes! He would sweep his dusty weapon Through the sand! And he'd use numbered clues To deduce which squares Were mines! There's a one to the left A three to the right This square might be a mine! There's a two up above And a six straight across Put a flag down...Learn More

If you're stranded and abandoned in outer space, Then just look around until you've found a flowered face! You can pull me and be my master! I'll help you build you ship much faster! I'll take on any one disaster, No matter the case! (BLUE) When you've got a pretty major problem and need special skills (RED Hey now!) And you can't count on red to...Learn More

If you're stranded and abandoned In outer space Then just look around until you've found A flowered face! You can pull me up and be my master! I'll help you build your ship much faster! I'll take on any one disaster No matter the case! When you've got a pretty major problem And need special skill, (Hey, now!) And you can't count on Red To...Learn More

There's a small shiny box from Nintendo! And it’s $300 brand new! (That's pretty affordable!) If you love online play, and hate Friend Codes, (I kinda do…) Then take a second: ask yourself, "Why not Wii U?" “I heard the gamepad has rechargeable batteries!” “You betcha!” “And it's backwards compatible?” “Sure is!” “And it can make you coffee,...Learn More

Time for your Falcon Date Falcon is never late Dinner and roses await By the way, you're going Dutch Reservations for two "Falc!" is the name he used "May I bring drinks?" He'll do, one "FALCON PUNCH!" Cause Captain Falcon's here To whisper in your ear (Falc!) Sweet nothing that appear to be the only things he says (Yes!) And if you start to...Learn More