MARCO RUBIO: While it is not God's plan that I be president in 2016, or- or maybe ever, and while my campaign is suspended, the fact that I've even come this far is evidence for how special America really is RANDY: Your story's sad to hear What's left of your career A charming, slightly awkward family man You tried, but little Marco You finally...Learn More

TED CRUZ: (spoken) But with boundless optimism, for the long-term future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign RANDY: You fin'lly met your fate You lost the Hoosier state Poor Heidi got an elbow in the head It must have been frustratin' When Boehner called you Satan Your slogan should have been eliminaTED! GOP dropout Looks like you're...Learn More