(Mordecai and Rigby are cleaning out the gutters of the house. Mordecai picks up the dirty leaves and puts them into a bucket) Mordecai: Augh! This is the worst. Rigby: I don't know, I kind of like it up here. The world seems different at this height. It makes me feel like a giant! (Roars) Mordecai: What? Look, we're not up here to enjoy the...Learn More

(Episode begins with the guys at Stardust Lanes as Skips bowls a strike) Benson: Man, Skips is on fire tonight. Another perfect game. Mordecai: We're going to the championship baby! Man: You guys wouldn’t be so great if it wasn't for Skips. Mordecai: Well, we can't help that he’s just plain awesome, right Skips? Skips: Hey, that's just how I...Learn More

(The episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby playing football in the living room.) Rigby: (Laughing) Dude! I'm open, I'm open, dude! Mordecai: (Snickers) Go long, dude! (Throws a ball of socks at Rigby, sending him backwards off the couch.) Rigby: Touchdown, sock faces! (He throws down the socks and starts imitating cheering. Right then, Benson...Learn More

Rigby: Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man! Mordecai, check it out! I found it in the trash in the back. Isn't it cool? (Rigby brings a cracked plate decorated with a face and words SIMON KIPNER GODFATHER OF THE SOUL PATCH) Mordecai: Dude, you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. It's unnatural. Rigby: You're unnatural! Besides, this is...Learn More

[Part I: Creepy Doll] (Episode begins in Pops' room) Mordecai: Alright! Just a few more boxes to go. Pops: Oh, wonderful. I can't thank you enough for helping me clean up my room. It's just so hard to know what to keep and what to throw away. Mordecai: Yeah, but don't worry, Pops. We'll be honest with you. If it's cool, keep it. If it's lame,...Learn More

(Episode begins with Pops' house. Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game.) Mordecai: Which way am I gonna go? Which way am I gonna go? (Phone rings in the background. The guys are revealed to be playing a basketball game. Mordecai's player makes a slam dunk) Mordecai: Stuffed again! (Pops come into the room with the phone.) Pops:...Learn More

(Pops' house steps, day. Benson goes through the list of what needs to be done with Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, and two new characters: Mitch "Muscle Man" Sorenstein, a fat, green man, and Hi Five Ghost, a very self-descriptive ghost) Benson: Alright, listen up. We've got this birthday party today, so... lots to do, lots to do... Muscle Man, Hi Five...Learn More

(Episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby laughing when they are watching a prank call video on the computer. On the computer a phone rings) Old Woman: Hello. Master Prank Caller: Oh, yes, this is I'm a sure. Old Woman: I'm a sure, who? Master Prank Caller: I'm a sure glad I ain't Joe Mama! (Mordecai & Rigby both laugh at the prank call video)...Learn More

[The episode begins with a montage of Mordecai and Rigby riding around in the golf cart and bringing it back to the garage damaged so Benson sees it the next day and gets mad. Then scene cuts to Mordecai and Rigby walking to the garage.] Mordecai: Ready for some more cartin'? Rigby: You know it! [Mordecai and Rigby gasp upon seeing bikes instead...Learn More

(Episode begins in The Coffee Shop. Margaret gives Mordecai and Rigby a drink of coffee) Margaret: Here're you guys, enjoy. Rigby: (Takes a big sip from his coffee) Ah! Nothing beats drinkin' joe with my bro! Haha, right, Mordecai? Mordecai: Huh, what? Yeeeeeaaahh. (Sighs) (Margaret then looks at Mordecai) Dude, Margaret totally just smiled at...Learn More

[Episode begins with Benson walking and stepping on a piece of gum. Scene cuts to a stick hockey table in action] Rigby: Rufus passes to Blue, Bluey to Old Man Samson, Samson with a twirl and OHHHHHHHH! [Horn sounds, scoreboard is shown with Home: 3, Away: 3, Period: 3 and Time Remaining: 3:40] Mordecai: Whoa, sweet shot! [laughs and presses...Learn More

(The episode begins with the park workers are all in the living room.) Benson: (Runs through with choices for game night.) Ahem. Alright. The options for this month's game night are: (reads list) checkers, cards, Double Dutch, Tiddly Winks and-- (pauses) "My Mom" isn't a game, Muscle Man. That doesn't even make sense. Muscle Man: Looks like I...Learn More