[Intro: Zhongli] Osmanthus Wine still tastes like poop But where those who share my love of poop? [Verse 1: Ritchie] I once made a promise with a really short guy, that he could never make me cry But then he told a really, really, really sad joke and then I said "Oh. No." And that was that! (Ahahaha!) Back in Pakistan, dressed like the...Learn More

[Intro: MandM] I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wanna' see me no more They wanna see Poobar Pablo I'm chop liver! Well if you wanna' see Poobar Pablo this is what I'll give ya' A little bit of meth, mixed with some schizophrenia! (Ehehehehehhe) (YUUP!) [Verse 1: Ritchie] Back in my day, I was hiding From the law and the people that would...Learn More

[Intro: Lex] Eventually, all the things in life that gave you pause mean nothing Time, becomes your friend Go on, have a kerfuffle! [Verse 1: Ritchie] Forged a new sword just for my girl Just another object in the physical world [?] a blade so sharp it could end my life, but it couldn't cut through a thousand lies I'm hiding in your wifi Don't...Learn More

[Intro: Baby Back Bitch] Hi, honey! Uh-uh hi... Shaggy! Uh, no What's the opposite of honey? Hiiii honey!! [Chorus: Ritchie] Sometimes I feel a little useless Sometimes I get a little stupid Sometimes I feel a little Froopet Shut the gods out and we'll get through this Sometimes I feel a little useless Sometimes I get a little stupid Sometimes I...Learn More

[Intro] Ahhh, the pepeloni You know the pepeloni? I always order the... the pepeloni But without the pepeloni 'Cause I don't eat it! You understan? Understandable! Yes! Ahhh, the pepeloni (ahahaha) (Waaaaaah!) [Verse 1: Ritchie] Checkin' for the head lice, party with the Black Knight I'm gonna make me heard Checkin' for the headlights, party with...Learn More