[Spoken] STILGOE I can’t play this piano SKELLERN You say that every time STILGOE I can’t. What are we going to do? SKELLERN I dunno about you, but I’m gonna play MY piano STILGOE Oh, I see. Sorry about this. Good evening. Welcome to the world’s first pro celebrity piano recital [Laughter] STILGOE During the course of this evening, I shall...Learn More

[Spoken] STILGOE We ought to to start with something fast and topical, about, say, the revitalisation of British industry. Do you know what is going to revitalise British industry? SKELLERN No, go on. Surprise me STILGOE The Sinclair C5 [Laughter] STILGOE All over Milton Keynes there are firms tooled up ready to make Targa tops and spoilers for...Learn More

We're two of a kind We're bosom buddies We're of the same mind We're thick as blood is The ladies feel fine No fuddy-duddies We're two pals in harmony We're brothers in arms We share the same pillow No quarrels or qualms at Each peccadillo Like Sunday and psalms Or like Waring & Gillow We're two pals in harmony If I sing an A flat He sings a C If...Learn More