[Verse 1] Sighing, staring Lately I have stopped caring I'm stuck in a rut Waiting for something to come [Verse 2] I don't want to bore you being sappy But I find it hard to be happy I'm not out having fun I'm waiting for something to come [Verse 3] Best case scenario My job is totally pointless I spend my life looking up But there's nothing to...Learn More

[Verse 1] (At the club) I bought you a drink But you gave it away [Verse 2] (At the club) You laughed in my face Said you thought I was gay [Chorus] No booty tapping No make-out sesh Nobody wants to be Rubbing Rajesh Even my sister Jayanthi gave me a snub... [Bridge] Surprise it's us again (What the fuck?) The people from before...Learn More

[Verse] At the Club! Beautiful women who don't have a date At the Club! Their standards get lower the longer you wait [Chorus] Music is blaring, so no conversation Passion is flaring without hesitation Pressed up so close there's a general genital rub... At the Club!...Learn More

There will be people going cuckoo for my cuckoos Shoppers will be flocking to my shop Just a strain of that refrain will increase our fiscal game They'll be lining up around the block Courtesy of nimble little fingers Little urchins working round the clock They were worthless as can be Now they're happy can't you see as they help me to increase my...Learn More

[Verse 1] You're all gonna die The world's gonna end You'll be pleading for mercy You'll be bleeding and burning up [Verse 2] You're all gonna die And your grandma will die in her bed Everything living Will cease to be living instead [Chorus] But first it's a musical It's astronomical We've all been practicing We're so prepared You're in for a...Learn More