[ALLISON] Wow, what a night! Holy hell, my head— I must look a sight My body feels like lead I could use a mint Who's that in my bed? Wait, it's not my bed! Oh, shit, oh, shit, Allison What'd you do this time? Just breathe, breathe (She inhales sharply.) I'm thinking maybe I'm Totally screwed You'd think that I'd know Better by now Oh, shit, Ally,...Learn More

[Luke} Come one, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow [Percy] Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad? [Luke] Offering to the gods, it’s not enough And they’re omnipotent And all-powerful They need to feel appreciated! To the gods [All] To the gods [Luke] Oh, things couldn’t be...Learn More

[JERRY] When I was a kid I'd hold my breath Three times a day In a row I'd lock all the doors Over and over Skip cracks in the pavement below Thinking This will stop the bad things From happening This will make my little world okay I will stop the bad things From happening Keep those wolves at bay The one time that I didn't happen to drive...Learn More

[Intro] You know the only gift my mom ever gave me? A hat that makes you invisible. You put it on and no one can see you. Seemed appropriate [Verse 1] I've always been a smart girl Always made the grade, always got the gold star I've always been a smart girl But "smart girl" only gets a girl so far You win at every single game You want a quest...Learn More