[Verse 1: Robert Raimon Roy] Now, looka here! Junior ain't hear me With that drink and smoke 'Til he made some notes Out of the noise Put on a black suit Then began to slide And caught himself doing The Rob Roy, Starting a— [Chorus: Robert Raimon Roy] Fire! At the Chinese Theater Fire! At the Chinese Theater—uh! Fire! At the Chinese...Learn More

[Verse 1: Rob Roy] Now some of y'all might go on and hate me At least some folk I know cause when I wrote this y'all was shaky Or is it shady? Like that ol' lady or buddy And ain't it something that the root of evil's also money? Multiply funny And I'm excited for the world! While y'all delighted for a night of dancing on a Thurs-day Or Saturday,...Learn More

[Verse 1: Rob Roy] Mama pray, Pappy ache Brother finna go and graduate Ex-girlfriend in a different state I still make minimum wage Even though I'm known to exaggerate Couldn't get a loan at a low fixed rate So I got a few things on my plate In its place, give or take Is it safe if it breaks? Yes it ain't, if that ain't Some kind of shit, don't...Learn More

[Hook: Molly Steele] King Warrior Magician Lover King Warrior Magician Lover King Warrior Magician Lover Lover! [Verse 1: Rob Roy] Good night, my lone-ly folks! It won't be Long before we both report each other's stories Then elope tomorrow mor-ning . . . if for a mo-ment If not, let's go get reacquainted later on when it's convenient I think...Learn More

[Hook: Robert Raimon Roy] I'm your Pussy Politician J'ai ton numéro, n'est-ce pas? (I got your number, right?) I'm your Pussy Politician I can get you off, but you got to vote for your— Pussy Politician J'ai ton numéro, n'est-ce pas? (I got your number, right?) I'm your Pussy Politician I can get you off, but you got to vote for...Learn More

[Verse 1: Rob Roy] Just a big boy With a big bike And a big bitch With a big tight Got my lips poked Cause I sip life Tell me when to go, got to get this right Well I finna know cause it look just like Limping and inching as if As an infant I'm distant, yet instant Simultaneously - explain this to me Maybe that's famous to be or Maybe that...Learn More

[Verse 1: Rob Roy] Let's touch base whichever pace you're fit to drive: Home is A. a place you go to wake up when you die B. a beating, C. a greeting, D. it's deep inside So seize the time for reasons like "must be my sinuses," Or I'm just seeing signs like plus and minuses Divide my pride and I might get ahead Instead, I liken this to bed when...Learn More