[Verse 1] Kobe was black From PA Nothing is wrong with that But he's gay And nothing wrong with that In LA But it's still wrong in the eyes of God anyway One morning Kobe was too lazy to drive He took his key And said we getting high Took a fuckin' helicopter that he couldn't fly Said I don't care if we ever make it We're here for the...Learn More

GRAPHIC RAP BATTLE DEBATES OF PHILOSOPHY! IMMANUEL KANT VS AYN RAND! BEGIN! When the Enlightenment was standing on its final flimsy toe Everybody said just go with what you already know I stepped in and rescued, the Age of Reason was restored Your faculties are divided into 2 forms One is Intuition: when my fist immediately strikes your face And...Learn More

[Intro] Ooh, they can't really fight Don't worry 'bout Norway Don't worry 'bout Norway (hahaha, woo!) [Chorus] Ooh, they can't really fight Don't worry 'bout Norway Don't worry 'bout Norway Don't worry 'bout Norway They don't have any rights Don't worry 'bout Norway Don't worry 'bout Norway Don't worry 'bout Norway [Verse 1] The land of apes and...Learn More

'Cause I talk smack on the internet Destroy women, men and kids with my Wi-Fi Wake up, check on my post, got a thumbs up and response Tell the world suck my balls, and I'm good friends with Kim Jong I could drone your fuckin' home, and I'm friends with Donald Trump (Believe me) Ding Dong, it's the fuckin' cops, and we heard that you got the...Learn More

Jeddah I'm a Saduni guy named Osama Suntanned with a cave for a house I like eating paninis and hummus Sell bombs to my friends from town Sometimes we get up on our camels Smoke crack and we ride around Our clothing is the same as our pajamas Just a white little dance hall gown We don't want no probs We just do our jobs Plant some bombs, get...Learn More