I sat and I watched And I waited Nothing started I felt the air and I felt the sun but Destiny, it didn't come All was foretold Why didn't I see The time that passed Was in front of me A shoreline, a current A feeling, assurant Intellect bearing down Bearing down It bears down, it bears down, it bears down It tears down, it tears down, it tears...Learn More

[Intro] This one goes out to all those Jimothies out there All those Jimothies, Jimothy spiders They're spiders, they're Jimothy... Jimothy, yeah [Verse 1] Walking on the streets all wrong Humming along to this song What's that on the ground I see A spider beneath me I'll name him Jimothy He looks so damn happy I'll name him Jimothy Squished him...Learn More

I have a mathematical equation For you, and it's true What's 9 plus 10, my friend? 21, it's done That's not the answer I was looking for What's 9 plus 10, my friend? 21, and it's done We've been wondering for years It's brought me to tears What's the answer?...Learn More

[Chorus] What's the dog doing right now It's acting so crazy wow You'll take a minty treat somehow That dog made me raise my eyebrow I just wanted this for my friends But the comedy just never ends This canine was acting so benign But then it said that mint is mine [Verse 1] I'll post this one on Vine Oh it must be a crime That dog just crossed...Learn More

Jimothy Jimothy Who's that I see A dead body Jimothy Jimothy Who's that I see A dead body Little spots and little legs When I squished them little eggs Now I'm running down the street Running on my own two feet I was there at the pregnancy Gave birth to a bubbling baby Now I have to run away Maybe I'll see them again one...Learn More

[Verse 1] If you need to survive We've got your back If you need to get big in the world We've got your back Here at Large Incorporated I swear none of us are hated The money that we all donated Went to the small people charity [Chorus] The little things will become the big The little things will become the big The little things will become the...Learn More

Mr. Morgan I'm in fear Now how did you get yourself here Mr. Morgan I'm in fear Now how did you get yourself here It's time for us to run away You know a lot about geography Don't want to tell anyboday Where we're going Ay, it's your holiday It's a good deal These beans are a steal Ay, it's your holiday This sacred lunchbox Will make you...Learn More

[Verse 1] I am a martian From outer space I've come to destroy Your human race You cannot run and You cannot hide Our vast technology It makes you easy to find [Chorus] And here’s my laser gun You better watch out for my laser gun, oh yeah And here's my laser gun You better watch out for my laser gun, oh yeah And here's my laser gun You better...Learn More

[Intro] This is a song about hyperpop If you like hyperpop then you're based [Verse 1] If you like hyperpop Then I don't like you 100 gecs sounds like How I smell glue I smell it Really weird Although it's fine Because I don't have a beard I just don't really like hyperpop Listening to it makes my heart stop I was pulled over by a cop Because I...Learn More

[Verse 1] Dear ______ Congratulations It's that time of day For celebrations You are now _____ years old Good job, I guess One year closer 'till your inevitable death [Chorus] It's your birthday You've been born It's okay though I've sworn It's your birthday You've been born You made it through another year It's your birthday You've been...Learn More

My mouth is disintegrating My mouth is disintegrating My mouth is disintegrating My mouth is disintegrating I'm stuck eating Sour Patch Kids I thought it would be so good But after a long, long time It no longer tastes like food I’m stuck eating Sour Patch Kids I thought it would be so good But after a long, long time It no longer tastes like...Learn More

Fans are there To help Garf get started To give him a push And I'm there Fans are there To help Garf get started To give him a push And I'm there I thought I was the only one The only true fan But there were many more That do better than I ever can I am the Garfield fan But now there is a man Who thinks that they're better than me We'll...Learn More