[Verse 1] I'm not a rapper I just play one on the internet You thinking that I put in real effort the you're an idiot You're just some haters, hiding behind some screen names Cause you can't even see me through the cheep frames In your ironic hipster glasses while you're judging me Saying I'm the worst you ever heard, now that's hyperbole It's an...Learn More

I'm the Jack of Spades, hottest card in the deck Repping 5k, cash a 10k check Illest crew in the area-r that's us I'm ace, chilling with a King and Queen, straight flush Jot bars down with a flick of my wrist I’m Steve Nash, white dude, and I’m great with the assist On these tracks, I’ve rocked more than Lil’ Wayne But I don’t suck, rap great, and...Learn More

[Verse 1] I'm rapping deadly while you're breathing on that toxin So I'mma stay lean, while you look like Action Bronson Or Rick Ross, a big boss, you small fry I rap like Yoda told me to, so I never try Attempt to enter the game as an internet sensation So much 5 Hour Energy that my heart gets palpitations Then skips a beat, like the beats that...Learn More

Hear that I rap, got your pre-conceived notions Flowing in and out, turning tides like the oceans Waiting to go viral and hit you with my debut My flow's sick, I spit these rhymes straight at you (achoo) I rap cold, but you don't see it, call it black ice So you rappers hit me running, boy it is your demise A white fiend man, but no cocaine Cause...Learn More

Last name, White Boy, first name, The Illest Like the Rocky Mountains, Jack of Spades is the chillest These haters, they're gonna tell me stop, like an octagon But don't know I don't want a deal, no Groupon But clip a coupon, you know I love that paper Rhymes tight like skinny jeans, fitted and tapered Beat taped off, like a crime scene Cause I...Learn More