Some friends and I In a public house Were playing dominos one night Into the room the barman came His face all ghastly white "What's up?" says Brown "Have you seen a ghost? Have you seen your Aunt Myriah?" "Oh my Aunt Myriah be buggered!" says he "The bloody pub's on fire!" "On fire!" says Brown "What a bit of luck Everybody follow me Down to the...Learn More