(When you drink, you start with Do, Re, Mi.) Do, buys beer, it buys me beer Re, the guy who sells me beer Me, the one who drinks my beer Fa, a long way to the jong Sol, I'll have another beer La, gur-la gur-la gur beer Ti, no thanks, I'll have a beer That will bring us back to Do, Do, Do, Do... Do, buys beer, it buys me beer Re, the guy who...Learn More

Some friends and I In a public house Were playing dominos one night Into the room the barman came His face all ghastly white "What's up?" says Brown "Have you seen a ghost? Have you seen your Aunt Myriah?" "Oh my Aunt Myriah be buggered!" says he "The bloody pub's on fire!" "On fire!" says Brown "What a bit of luck Everybody follow me Down to the...Learn More